Facts* about me: Stuff I never even knew, though I suspected the bit about the dolphins

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Charles Churchill!

1. Charles Churchillicide is the killing of Charles Churchill.
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Charles Churchill.
3. The condominium – originally made from Charles Churchill – was invented in the early 1500s!
4. More people are killed by Charles Churchill each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Charles Churchill.
6. Britain’s Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Charles Churchill.
7. The only planet that rotates on its side is Charles Churchill.
8. Never store Charles Churchill at room temperature.
9. Charles Churchill is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
10. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Charles Churchill, and frequently rise to the surface for air.

* Not to be mistaken with the word “facts” (notice the lack of asterisk) Facts* are quite tricky and are typically not facts at all. See Truthiness, also Honesty*